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Absidy – despite being the daughter of The Fairy Queen – is not your stereotypical fairy. She is spunky, sarcastic, sailor-mouthed, and – unlike the other natives of Musilasia – not overly thrilled that she continuously must burst into spontaneous song and dance.

When the White Wizard Merdalfdore (mur-dawlf-dohr) suspects that Absidy may be in danger of becoming entangled in the Dark Lord’s latest scheme, he places her under the protection of Galladin the Paladin – a somewhat effeminate member of the Soldiers of the White Armored Guard (S.W.A.G.). But will Galladin the Paladin be able to protect Absidy from the forces of the Dark Lord?