Six thousand moons ago, the Dark Lord Saurnimort (the “T” is silent, you petulant pissants!) found himself stranded upon the plane of Musilasia (myoo-si-ley-zhuh); a magical land where all beings great and small burst into spontaneous song and dance – whether they want to or not.

Stranded on this sickeningly sweet world – where he, too, became afflicted with “Singeritus” – Saurnimort spent several years trying to escape back to his home plane, Camorhog (ka-mor-hawg). After too many failures, he resigned himself to the fact that he was trapped in Musilasia, and so instead he set himself to nefarious schemes to rid the Musilasians of their spontaneous singing affliction, with his arch nemesis, the White Wizard Merdalfdore (mur-dawlf-dohr), thwarting him at every step.

Saurnimort’s latest scheme to rid Musilasia of its melodious blight is almost complete and requires but one ingredient more: the still-beating heart of a fairy. Saurnimort has set his targets on Absidy (ab-si-dee), daughter of the Fairy Queen, but the Dark Lord may have bitten off more than he can chew with this spunky fairy.